Sunday, December 4, 2016

"Yahweh or No way" 3 Black Religions|Charge or Keep? (ROUND 1)


Here's a brief analysis of 3 religious groups from the eyes of a crunchy, Afrocentric star gazer...😂😂





ROUND 1


👽1. Hebrew Israelites, 2. 🍒FOI aka "Fruit of Islam" 3. 🌞Christianity (Pentecostal & COGIC only)

Rated in 4 Categories: Scored 1/10🏆
👊🏿Ability to implement systems for black liberation and empowerment-economic/ political
👊🏿Ability to Provide members with tangible, life enhancing knowledge-financial, health/wellness, survival
👊🏿Knowledge of African history and origin
👊🏿Critical thinking ability; overall psychological state of members.
























👽1. Hebrew Israelites
✅Believes in pooling resources (buying land, owning property, restaurants, etc)
✅Subscribes to a lot of naturopathic approaches in health 
❌Do NOT believe they are of African origin whatsoever.
❌Sexual abuse and trauma happens often under the guise of polygamy. (multiple wives gone wrong is common) 
It's no secret that they are known for their argumentative nature. I'm sure there are exceptions, but in most of my encounters they give me the feeling that something is a tad bit "off".

👎Overall score: 5/10 ❌CHARGE





























🍒2. FOI (Nation of Islam)

✅Bean pies, final call (generate streams of income, encourages 
entrepreneurship)
✅Teaches blacks what NOT to eat; system of protection and defense
❌Haven't heard a lot of teachings with African references.
✅As far as survival, everyone knows not to f*ck with the FOI brothas.  I'd rather have them protect my community than the deacons at the local First Baptist Church. They know we're at war.
✅Members understand white supremacy and make an effort to follow a black code of ethics.
While folks laughed at the brothers on the corner selling bean pies and final call, the FOI has been creating systems of job creation and revenue for as long as I can remember. This also provided tons of opportunities for brothers released from prison. (seems to have a rehabilitative process for ex-offenders)
Check out this classic interview with the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan where he DESTROYS Mike Wallace: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k43gK0szK00

👍Overall score: 8/10 ✅KEEP





















🌞3. Pentecostal & C.O.G.I.C (Church of God in Christ) Christians

Pentecostal= ❌Charged
COGIC=❌ Charged

VERDICT 👎👎

💩PENTECOSTAL-I think it's safe to say that we can just fully charge all Pentecostals to the game.  We've wanted to do this for sometime.  We've tolerated them for as long as we could but deep inside, we know they're weird and will likely NOT be a part of elevated black society.  I'm pulling the plug on these docile kneegroes because they are blissfully unaware of white supremacy and are the types that perform public stunts of bafoonery- offering "forgiveness" to  the likes of Dylan Roof (who never asked for it).  Besides, I don't think the women are even allowed to wear pants or mascara yet.


Not exactly known for good health or fitness. Members usually die at the hand of their own forks and blame it on the devil.

















💩C.O.G.I.C- Simply put, this religion is a subculture of pew sissies and church queens who will be of no use to protecting the black community in times of war.  After they're finished shouting and rolling in the floor, they get up and return to an impoverished community with no solutions.  








Whose community is he protecting?































Their "Holy Convocations" are nothing more than a well catered minstrel show of obese, mentally ill people parading around the pulpit struggling with their sexuality but at least the gospel music entertainment is SUPERB.  As a musician, I can comfortably say, the COGIC church has some of the most brilliant instrumentalists, especially piano players and organists...HANDS DOWN.  I realize there are many sects of Christianity. However,  these are most popular in the black community.  Unless you go to an A.M.E church, you'll rarely hear the word "African" in Christian ideology or teachings.

It's important to note: Marcus Garvey was a Christian himself and the ONLY redeeming quality in this context.  There maybe hope after all and this is the only reason I don't throw all black christians in the garbage all together.

























Chance the Rapper (genre: Christian hip hop) latest release helped y'all too 😂😂#MindBlown.  I will be writing a special review and astrological reading of the album "Coloring Book". 
Listen here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6C0dfq4ZWM&t=9s

Moral of story: Lead this revolution like Louis Farrakhan, NOT John Lewis. 


Hillary's SECRET WEAPON- John Lewis, read more: http://www.politico.com/story/2016/02/after-2008-flip-flop-john-lewis-barnstorms-hard-for-clinton-campaign-219307










🏆Round 1 Winners: 🍒FOI

Next up: 👣🚪Jehovah's Witness, 👑Pan-African, 👳👳Conscious


P.S.-I AM NOT 🍒FOI! 

If you are and feel I am missing vital information about your beliefs, feel free to comment below.  For all Hebrew Israelites and Pentecostals, save your arguments.  



5 comments:

  1. I'm digging it Ms Art. As a Christ follwer, who know's that I'm an Israelite, a former FOI, who examined Eastern thought & Metaphisics, but little to none on Kemetic & Yoruba. I'd have to say your assessment on the 3 is fair. Yes Garvey, like Nat Turner, & KDM found liberation within a Christian framework. We probably have a better chance of bringing Black people to a revolutionized Christian doctrine, open and knowledgeable of other spiritual perspectives of the African diaspora, rather than completely uprooting to an African spiritual system, Islam, NOI, Moorish, Kemetic or Israelite sects.
    At least at this point in our journey.

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  2. Truth delivered hilariously😂😂😂 I love you Art

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  3. As a Hebrew sister with no sister wife, I'm going against your request and adding an argument. The camp you refer to is ISUPK and not all camps or individual Hebrews for that matter associate with these clowns. We are well aware of their misogynistic rhetoric and it's not welcomed by most. Also the "Middle East" is really Northeast Africa. Middle East wasn't always a thing.

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